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6/30/10

JG Melon



If you don't like this place, there's probably some kind of fatal flaw in your character that will ultimately bring about your downfall. check it out on 76th and 3rd

6/24/10

don't be fooled



Bob at fanelli's likes to pretend to be a bastard, when in fact he is a big old teddy bear made of moonbeams and licorice

naturalism


before you kill a bug, wait!! see what it wants first.

6/17/10

Rodney



if there's a better place than the subway inn to watch jerry springer at 11 am, i have yet to discover it. this guy makes most people look so uncool that it isn't even funny

6/16/10

anthropomorphism and you



the uninsured need not spend all their valuable drinking money on overeducated, overpriced doctors. go to a vet instead! simply tell them to examine you as they would a monkey. 'am i a healthy monkey, doctor?' is what you will say.

6/14/10

up with people



you know who deserves a goddamn medal? this lady. her name is fedora. she runs fedora restaurant on west 4th street. the dicks from waverly inn have been trying to buy her out but she decided she wasn't comfortable with it. do yourself a favor and go see her before she retires.

6/12/10

6/10/10

Simon


Take a look at this guy. he is really great. go see him at fanelli's on prince street on tuesday afternoon. he'll get you back on track.

6/9/10

your innards


Just try to think of your liver as a disobedient child who needs to be spanked. with alcohol.

6/7/10

PJ Clarke's



If I did have religion, these two gentlemen would definitely rank amongst my personal gods

6/4/10

breakfasting



While the New York City iced coffee is indeed an institution, there are still ways in which it can easily be improved.

6/2/10

morphine for breakfast


just when you think you've got it all, facts like these bring you crashing back to earth