If you don't like this place, there's probably some kind of fatal flaw in your character that will ultimately bring about your downfall. check it out on 76th and 3rd
if there's a better place than the subway inn to watch jerry springer at 11 am, i have yet to discover it. this guy makes most people look so uncool that it isn't even funny
the uninsured need not spend all their valuable drinking money on overeducated, overpriced doctors. go to a vet instead! simply tell them to examine you as they would a monkey. 'am i a healthy monkey, doctor?' is what you will say.
you know who deserves a goddamn medal? this lady. her name is fedora. she runs fedora restaurant on west 4th street. the dicks from waverly inn have been trying to buy her out but she decided she wasn't comfortable with it. do yourself a favor and go see her before she retires.